The Festivus Bunch

Here's the story of Dan O'Keefe
Who in the 60s created Festivus
With the airing of grievances, and feats of strength
It's for the rest of us

Here's the story of Dan's son Daniel
Who was writing for the Seinfeld TV show
He wrote Festivus into an episode
Adding an aluminum pole

Then this one day when the show was on the TV
And they saw it caused so much of a fuss
Yes it was a Festivus miracle
That's the way we all came to know Festivus
Yes Festivus, Oh Festivus
That's the way we all now know Festivus