Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Well life at the pole is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old jolly elf like me can't hack
Make lots of toys, put 'em in the sack
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

We load up the sleigh and then we hit the air
make a lot of stops – got no time to spare
Except for Vegas, what happens stays there
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Well I got me some bells and I got me some jingle
When I'm on the roof I'm careful with your shingles
If I see tinsel it gives me a tingle
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

I never was one who liked to hit the mall
So I use a temp firm down in St. Paul

I hire those elves cuz they're so dang small
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

It's real hard work though it's only once a year
My favorite homes put out a can o' beer
That's why I don't drive, I use reindeer
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Well I got me some bells and I got me some jingle
When I want a treat I eat Racine Kringel
When I'm at a party I sure like to mingle
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

When the work's all done and the kids have got their toys
I kick back with the elves and chillax with my boys
I pull out the banjo and we really make some noise
(banjo riff)
Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Well I got me some bells and I got me some jingle
I sing White Christmas like Der Bingle

I hope one day to have a hit single

 Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Some are freaked out cuz I know when they're asleep
But I don't see much, I'm really not a creep

 So I just flip a coin, it's random but it's cheap

Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Well this gig was my daddy's till the day he passed
he took me by the hand, told me words meant to last
said 'once you go elf you'll never go back'

Thank God I'm a Santa Boy

Well I got me some bells and I got me some jingle
When I want a snack I eat me some Pringles
When the wife's feeling frisky she calls me Kris Kringle
Woo! Thank God I'm a Santa Boy