One Week (Until Xmas Eve)

It's just 1 week until xmas Eve,
That’s all the time I’ve got to finish shopping
7 days ‘til you laugh at me
saying "tie that together with bows and some wrapping"
The tree’s up in the living room,
I realized that it might fall, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me,
but it'll still be 2 days till I say I’m jolly

Hold it now we’re watchin’ Frosty and don’t feel lost, see
You'll think you're looking at the Michelin man
With candy canes on my brain drinking champagne
I catch a buzz and top it off with Marzipan
Hear the bells when I jingle oh yeah Chris Kringel
Because I’m all about Christmas
Bing Crosby’s got the mad hits You try to match pitch,
you try to croon it but it’s bass-less
Gonna make a break and take a flake
I'd like a shake n bake fuitcake
I like egg nog, the finest of the flavours
See the snow, then you'll know the mistletoe’s hangin’ low
It's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're naughty when you're nice
Trying hard not to smile though I did twice
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a Christmas Carol
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wait until Christmas Eve
I have a history of getting only coal

It's just 1 week until xmas Eve,
Threw your arms in the air and said "You're flakey"
Five days since you snowballed me and
I've still got the frostbite on both my knees it's been
three days since the Christmas tree
You realized it's not my fault, And just gravity
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're jolly

(If I had a secret santa or if I had Barenaked Ladies)

Green Grinch—he surprises,
First he gets wiser, then his heart grows 3 sizes
Watchin' Rudolph with no lights on, He’s an icon
She thinks he’s cute
Yukon Cornelius is frantic, But Hermie’s tantric
Then he pulls the Bumble’s bad tooth

Like Kurasawa, it’s a rad film. ‘K, it’s a bad film
But it’d be better with some Samurais
Dump the claymation, For 3D animation
then see the CGI Island of the Misfit Toys
It’ll get some press not like the mess
expressionless Polar Express
that scared all the girls and boys

How can I help it if I think you're naughty when you're nice
Trying hard not to smile though I did twice
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a Christmas Carol
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to hang my stocking on my sleeve
I have a history of getting only coal

It's just one week until Christmas Eve
You got your popcorn strung and said "I'm jolly"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the mistletoe
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're jolly
It'll still be two days till we say we're jolly
It'll still be two days till we say we're jolly
It'll still be two days till we say we're jolly