North Pole Cabana

(here comes Suzy Snowflake)

Her name was Suzy, she was a snowflake
With icy crystals in her hair and a parka up to there
She would go ice skate and triple salcow
And while she could've used a shrink,
Frosty worked at the ice rink
He drove the Zamboni, if you get what I mean
They were flakes and they had each other,
they were a perfect team

At the North Pole, North Pole Cabana,
The coolest spot to hang with Santa
At the North Pole, North Pole Cabana,
Blizzards and passion were always the fashion
At the North Pole...they fell in love

His name was Rudy, he had a red nose
he thought the ice looked just like glass
he saw Suzy's charming...face
And when she finished, he called her over
Rudy was naughty more than nice,
Frosty sailed across the ice
And then the punches flew, candy canes smashed in two
There was blood and a single antler, But just who gored who?

At the North Pole, North Pole Cabana,
The coolest spot to hang with Santa
At the North Pole, North Pole Cabana,
Mistletoe and passion were always the fashion
At the North Pole...she lost her love

(North Pole, North of Havana,
Oh my daiquiri has a big banana
Can’t get a suntan-a
I’m a big fan o’
That Barry Mani-low)

Her name is Suzy, she was a snowflake
But that was 30 years ago,
when they used to have some snow
Now it's a toy shop, but not for Suzy
Still in the parka that she'd wear, frozen drizzle in her hair
Can't play the hand she's dealt, she downs another belt
She lost her youth and she lost her Frosty,
Now she's about to melt

At the North Pole, North Pole Cabana,
The coolest spot to hang with Santa
At the North Pole, North Pole Cabana,
Disco and passion were always the fashion
At the North Pole don't fall in love
Don’t fall in love
Don’t sue me please
It’s just a joke