Ground Control to Santa Claus

Ground Control to Santa Claus,
Ground Control to Santa Claus
Take your candy canes and put your red suit on

(Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen, Rudolph, Olive, Liftoff)

Ground Control to Santa Claus,
Commencing countdown, on your sleigh
Check the reindeer and we’ll see you Christmas Day

This is Ground Control to Santa Claus, You've really made your list
And the children want to know who's nice and naughty
Now it's time to leave the presents by the tree

This is Santa Claus to Ground Control, I'm going down the chimney
And it's smoky and I'm moving toward the light
and the morons lit a fire in here tonight

For here am I burning in a fireplace Far away from home
Stuck here in the flue And there's nothing I can do

[instrumental]

Though I'm stuck and won't get out alive I'm feeling very still
And I think my reindeer know which way to go
Tell the elves I love them very much

(We know)

Ground Control to Santa Claus, your circuit's dead there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Santa Claus? Can you hear me, Santa Claus?
Can you hear me, Santa Claus? Can you....

Here am I burning in a fireplace Far from the North Pole
Stuck here in the flue And I wish I was a Jew

(Uh, North Pole, we have a problem.)